Starched and gelled on the outside, hurting on the inside

Ben: When we were walking up to the room, did you see that guy in the hall on his cellphone? He looked like he had TiVo'ed an episode of Growing Up Gotti, paused it when one of the guys came on screen, took careful notes, took some poloroids, and then took them to a store to buy and outfit just like the one on screen. Natalie: No, I missed him. What was he wearing? Ben: Button-down shirt, incredibly starched, hair gelled and spiked up to there, and the shirt was open all the way down to here [bottom of ribcage]. He probably waxed his chest, too. Natalie: [laughing at someone wanting to dress like a Gotti] Ben: It's like he had a Gotti diary. "Dear diary, why do I have no self-esteem and no style of my own? I'm going to cry. . . and then shave my chest." Natalie: [laughing hysterically while trying to drink Diet Pepsi] Ben: Is that going to come out your nose? That'd be sweet.