An open letter to my landlord

Dear benevolent landlords, Up until now, I like to think we've had a very pleasant relationship. Your timely response to our vermin problem was the envy of all our friends. However, I have to take issue with your dealings with snow. As you may (or may not, I guess) have noticed, large snow dumpages like the one presently making national news don't adhere to the 9 to 5 schedule that your maintenance men would prefer. However, if you'll excuse the colloquism, TOO FUCKING BAD! Get your asses out here and shovel! I have places to be and things to do and am not looking forward to wading knee deep in snow simply to get out my front door. Please tell your maintenance men that if a regular day job is what they want, this is not the job for them. Oh, and if you think you can scrimp on paying them because it's weekend stuff, I would strongly reconsider. Kisses, The tenants in 2R